Learning Made Fun When Put In Terms Of Cows

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AmyBrown
May 9, 2020 3:00 PM EDT

Here's something different! You know that popular subreddit, "Explain It To Me Like I Have 5?" Well, this is sort of like that but better because it only involves one thing...

Cows. 

Imagine, things you were never quite sure about finally explained to you in a language you can comprehend, in terms of cows. Thankfully, NewsTalkZB had created such a thing and learning has never been easier! 

So buckle in, folks! And get ready to learn things you may or may have not known, all in terms of cows. 

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    Bovine - COMMUNISM You have 2 cows The State takes both and gives you some milk. NewstalkZB
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    Water - SOCIALISM You have 2 COWS. You give one to your neighbour. NewstalkZB
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    Water - FASCISM You have 2 COWS. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NewstalkZB
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    Water - BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away. NewstalkZB
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    Water - TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have twO cowS. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. NewstalkZB
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    Water - VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an interme- diary to a Čayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your li
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    Water - AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two COWS, but you do not know where they are. You decide to have lunch. NewstalkZB
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    Bovine - A FRENCH CORPORATION You have twO COWS. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. NewstalkZB
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    Water - AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have twO COWS. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cowS. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the Cow has died. Newstalk ZB
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    Water - A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. NewstalkZB
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    Water - AN IRISH CORPORATION You have two COWS. One of them is a horse. NewstalkZB
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    Water - AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have twO COWS. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. NewstalkZB
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    Water - A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two COwS. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. NewstalkZB
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    Water - AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have twO COWS. You worship them. NewstalkZB
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    Water - AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy. NewstalkZB
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    Water - A BRITISH CORPORATION You have twO COWS. Both are mad. NewstalkZB
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    Water - A GREEK CORPORATION You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut. NewstalkZB
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